473. - Chris & Jason

All right, this episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by Stateside with Kai and Carter, a new podcast from The Guardian. And they are using this podcast to slow down the news and wrestle with the questions that we all have about what's happening in the world. And they do it three times a week, Jason. Does that sound familiar to you? We don't really talk about, you know, a lot of international global news items and climates and cultures and sports and things like that. We do talk about fashion and wellness, but for everything else, Kai and Carter are a great place. All right, so who couldn't use more news? Listen wherever you get your podcast. or watch on YouTube. We're back, bitch. We've done a classic flip-flop. I am in L.A. where the Santa Ana winds were throwing pieces of palm tree into my windows last night like a fat kid with snowballs. Oh, damn. DJ Them Jeans is at the beautiful public hotel in Lower Manhattan. Am I correct? Yeah, you are correct. You called that from a mile away. I'm posted up at the pub. And we have done a full Freaky Friday flip-flop. And in order for me to sort of completely... and successfully transfer our data back and forth. I am hate watching some Vanderpump just to, you know, when in Rome, do as the Romans do kind of thing. Some people go to, you know, some people go down to Russ and Daughters, you know, some people, you know. But Jason. I don't care for that type of food. He knows what the fuck he's doing. That's lovely to hear. There's been so much happening since we last talked. I mean, I'm exasperated even thinking about it, not only with your cross-country travel, which I know kind of takes it out of your big ass. No, no, no. I'm still snatched. I have a bounce-back body, and thanks to our friends at Delta One, even though the plane was built in 1947, I still got to flex on these haters and hosts. So you were able to go to the cockpit and ask if this was running on steam and see what they said? Yeah.

On a normal Delta One flight, they're like, okay, which John and Vinny's menu item do you want? Do you want the meatballs, the chicken piccata? We have a vegetarian eggplant option, I'm assuming, but our plane was so old, they had this kind of old-timey popcorn machine, and they run down the aisle, and a person cranks it, and it plays an old song. I like that. And they hand you saltwater taffy and other treats of yours. Saltwater Taffy? Saltwater Taffy is like giving kids raisins on Halloween. Like, nobody wants saltwater. No one's ever liked that. The one good saving grace for it, though, the plane is so old that they're just like, fuck it, you guys can smoke on here. We don't care. You know what? That ashtray? Use it. Fuck it. We didn't take him out for a reason. Yeah, that's... No, my last couple Delta flights... cross-country i mean the plane it feels like it's somehow getting older and we've talked about this before because i feel like yeah three or four years i was talking about it with show yesterday at dinner he's like it's a thing that's happening it's like they had all these old planes just kind of posted up on ice but i understand that that's fine but i don't understand because four years ago every plane was new so where are the new ones Is what I'm asking, because I haven't been on one, and I remember being on them. They exist. This is our version of the Malaysia Airlines flight. Exactly. The plane can't just disappear in thin air, and now I'm on a plane where it's like, oh, first class, we have AM radio built into your seat. Yeah, we've got all the Johnny Carsons queued up on the black and white TV if you want to use it. Orson Welles looking boy. But I don't understand, because I honestly, I'm like, where are these new, like, because I've flown multiple routes. Like, I've flown to Europe. I've flown to all these places. Where are the fucking planes? Like, no, I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to stunt. I'm not trying to stunt. I'm just like, literally, where are the planes? Like, are they, are they waiting? Are they, did they put them back in storage to wait for something to happen? Like, I don't understand. I just don't understand what it is. The fact that you had to eat porridge on your flight, it's just, it's just.

too much dude we don't you're not paying for that that's not the service you're paying for that's all i'm saying yeah that's all i'm saying i did have a delicious egg cream though so wonderful but yeah i don't know where the planes is going it's uh it's a darn shame it makes no sense whatsoever i want i want to all you know when they're like yeah you know i got like a daily driver I got the Benz, and then on the weekends, I like to ride old school. They do that in Atlanta? I don't want old school plane, though. I want the plane to be new? I want the plane to be as new as possible at all times. You know what I'm proud of? is that i haven't turned on the entertainment system on a plane in so long because of my anti-movie stance that i don't even notice that that part is a problem i don't even notice that the because the woman next to me um who wiped down um every surface with a uh you know um kind of disinfectant towel and even got onto she kind of touched my armrest and i was like no no no no Don't touch my shit, bitch. I want my dirt. Don't wipe all the seasoning off, bitch. Exactly, exactly. I'm built for this, okay? I can handle this. I've had COVID six times. I'm still walking. You take your little shit over there. But she... She was, you know, because the older planes, the corners of the screen don't work. So you have to use this like antiquated remote control that is still, you know, so it's like, but I don't deal with that because I'm not using the television. So I think maybe some of these elder problems aren't affecting me. I think that the Delta planes have dementia, and luckily it's not affecting all the passengers is what I'm trying to say. that little remote control that unfolds and then you turn it horizontal and then you get to use it as a video game controller. No. Just imagine walking down the aisle and seeing Chris just blasting Tetris on that thing, waiting to push back. Absolutely, positively could not be me. And I will continue to boycott the entertainment systems and the free Wi-Fi that have been promised by Delta that has been talked about quite a lot in our group chat.

I've flown 10 times since I've heard that announcement. I haven't seen it once. Where are they at, though? Where are they at, though? So I'm happily paying $39.95 to not even be able to check my email. So it's getting confusing. That price is too insane. It's crazy. To have four and a half hours of the worst Wi-Fi, like dial-up Wi-Fi for four and a half hours. Bro. You don't even know how bad. Dude, honestly, I would say for three and a half hours, Twitter won't load, and I'm watching every businessman around me reset. We're all trying to reset the Wi-Fi and asking the steward, basically being like, hey, the Wi-Fi doesn't work, and then being like, no, it works fine. I don't know what you're talking about. And I'm just like, well, it doesn't work. We're all saying, and they try to argue with you. Sir, we're doing the best that we can. Yeah, it's like you're never doing the best that you can. That's the whole thing. I don't, you know, it doesn't. That's not a real answer. Yeah, but put yourself in their shoes. No, it's hell. Just like, all right, I have to do this, this, and this. And also, I'm a Geek Squad IT tech repair service person. Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. That's the thing. They're not qualified, nor should they be. But it's been a big week for you to be in New York. I thought you were actually... I didn't know where you were going. I thought you might be going to Aspen to kind of follow the trial in real time. But you decided to go to New York because you had some business to attend to. But, I mean, I think that we've talked about it a little bit, but Gwyneth Paltrow is putting on... How long gone Gwyneth Watch? Yeah, I mean, how long gone Gwyneth Watch? What's the latest and greatest breaking news? Who is she wearing? I mean, her saying her and Taylor Swift aren't friends. They're just acquaintances or whatever is really something. Do you know why? That was relevant to the court, Your Honor? I don't even know. But the defense attorney, or the prosecuting attorney is having a little too much fun with Gwyneth. You know, she's like, she's like kind of giving her, she's kind of trying to be a little sassy with Gwyneth because she knows that Gwyneth can't respond in a sassy manner. But I'm sure when she goes out to her Cadillac, it's going to have the tires slashed. You know what I mean? Gwyneth doesn't fly.

she's wearing all these great clothes that make her look like she's good at skiing. Yes. And I think that that is some 4D chess. And I have some inside intel that Gwyneth knows exactly. Not that we can't tell as just viewers, but that she just really knows what she's doing and she's having fun with this and watching everyone kind of, they're on her side. I mean, I don't think she did anything wrong, but normally in this position, people would just be like, Fuck this rich white bitch. But you know what I mean? But because it's her and because she's wearing a chic G label cream. cashmere turtleneck and and she's got the mountain valley in the in the glass bottle it's just it's just too good and people have to support her and i think it also helps that the rich guy that she ran into is also just like a white doctor so there's there's no there's no one there's kind of no one to dislike that much you know what i mean even though someone's life was flipped around and suffered bodily injuries there's no real victims it's a victimless crime here This is all for the theater of court. He's saying he's not able to taste wine in the same way, which is a little bit. No way. Yeah, which is a little bit tough to sympathize with. You know what I mean? Are you serious? Yeah, there's something like that. Yeah, there's something like that where he's like saying his taste. It's all, I mean, the guy is obviously lying and I don't understand. I mean, it's just crazy. It's just crazy. Like the whole thing is like. You know, sometimes things happen and they truly are an accident. Like if I ran into this guy or he ran into me, there would be nothing happening because I don't have enough money for it to be fun. But I believe that he actually, I think what's happening is. It's like when you get hit, your car gets hit by somebody and you know they don't have insurance. You're like, all right, well, this isn't going to be fun. When the 98 Kia sideswipes you, you just got to let them drive off. The Bentley truck, you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, I'll take a picture of your ID and insurance card before we kind of head out. Ooh, ooh, ooh, not the shoulder. Ooh, still real tender. That's happened to me before. When I had, like, a Honda Civic with a hole in the door, somebody was like, oh, my neck really hurts. I'm like, shut up, bitch. Like, you do not. You are fucking fine. Can't get a dollar out of me. But they also were able to, Gwyneth and her team had to show, like, how much she was paying for, like, Moses skiing lessons and shit.

And all of these things that are meant to be embarrassing, and it just makes her cooler. It's really working in her favor in a way that I just think it's taking me back to a different era of celebrity, which I think is part of the reason why everyone in mass is enjoying it so much. We just kind of needed this little break from bank runs and China and Ukraine for just a second. But the thing that's interesting or odd to me is... i shouldn't know or it's like a turning point in my life like i shouldn't know more about what's going on with like the svb situation than what's going on with this this situation like i it's a full mystery as to what's happening why it's happening why i mean it's just like hey did you ski into this guy and she's like yeah and and here's his medical bills and she's like okay i paid them Like, why is this taking weeks in court? I don't get it. I mean, I don't think any of us get it, but sometimes God's blessings are not explainable. Well, I think that, I mean... I don't know, man, because I feel like she wanted the trial because she knew she could do what she's doing. You know what I'm saying? I'm sure she tried to settle, and the guy was just playing hardball, and she was like, all right, fuck it. If we go to court, you don't know what you're up against. I'm a fucking pro. You're some dorky, rich doctor. Doctors aren't even that rich anymore. You know what I mean? Compared to Gwyneth Paltrow, I don't care what kind of fucking surgery you're doing. You ain't got bread compared to Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah, she's a content creator. We make way more money than loser doctors. Exactly. She sells candles that smell like her pussy, and that alone makes more money than you, Doc. I don't give a fuck. Open heart ass bitch. We don't care. Open heart ass bitch? You ain't doing nothing for me. Yeah, but it's been something. I also feel like it's something that's bringing, not that there was so much, not that it was a divided community, but I feel like it's bringing the gay community even closer.

You know what I mean? I feel like they're following it even more closely. Ian Bradley is posting some of the best content I've ever seen. Yeah, this trial is giving the tools to some of our best gay Twitter artists to paint their masterpieces right now. Well, I feel like even the Dungeon BDSM gays and the Twinks can agree on the love of Gwyneth. I think it's actually bringing the gay community together. Interesting. You know, because she's just such an icon in so many ways, and I feel like everyone just has to agree. on it. I'm hearing that Drag Race is bad now, so we have this. This is basically... Now that we're done with Jennifer Coolidge, this is picking up right where that left off in terms of giving life to our gay brethren and sister. And thank God this happened before the Succession premiere tonight. All you losers would be busy playing the Succession theme song on your acoustic guitar for YouTube, and you would fuck up and miss this important trial. Yeah, it's reminiscent of the way the OJ trial brought together. Black and white people. Remember that? Yeah. No, totally. We could all agree that murder is crazy and car chases are, you know, you just can't take your eyes off of it. Did you cancel your plans tonight to watch Succession with like a nice little, a small group in New York? Or are you kind of powering through and able to go get some sushi or whatever? We, yeah, we have a group of allies in some cobble hill. And we're going to go around and... I didn't know if you kind of... I thought maybe you rented out the screening room at the public for this and kind of invited some of your closest friends and everybody would kind of... I'm going to invite 300 of my closest friends and succession fans. No, I mean, I don't know if I'm going to watch it or not. I probably will wait for Carolyn. Yeah. Even though I don't really give a shit and she doesn't give a shit. Yeah, but it's the right thing. Like, neither of us are, like, massive succession stans. Like, we'll watch it for sure just because there's nothing else to do. But, I mean, sorry, there's nothing else to watch. I thought maybe you called Ash and you asked for a Williamsburg pizza with every character's name written on it and ricotta. But I guess, I guess, I guess. Damn.

I'm going to get the Williamsburg delivery just written in fucking... What do they write that in? Ranch or cream cheese? No, I think it's ricotta. I feel like it's ricotta, probably. It's a ricotta. I guess. I mean, I've never... I'm going to... It's just going to say, fuck off! God damn it. But I'm like, special request... I want to write it in mayonnaise, please. Avocado oil. I mean, it's about to be... You know it's going to be hard for me for the next... I mean, I got an email from New York Magazine saying they're launching a special... newsletter to talk about Succession every week. A Succession supplement. A Succession supplement. And I'm like... Supplementi. Which means to me that it must... The content around this fucking TV show must do so well that they are dedicating something to this, which just proves how much losers really do run the world. And it's dark, and it's only going to get worse. And I hope... That much like White Lotus season finale seemed to disappoint quite a lot of people in my sphere. So I'm hoping that Succession season four disappoints all of you white college educated people and brings you back down to earth. And instead of watching a TV show about rich people, you try to become one yourself. You know what I'm saying? Because that's what I'm doing. I'm out here grinding. NYC style flex bomb. Exactly. You guys are out here watching rich people. I'm out here trying to be one. Get your money up. Yeah. Get your money up. My man Brad is in the building. Don't go. All right. Mr. C mode over here. DJ them jeans. World famous DJ. Mr. C is in the building. Oh, God. After the break. New Coy LeRae. Oh, this is huge for me personally. This episode of How I'm Gone. It was brought to you by TaskRabbit. Oh, baby, let me tell you something. This is not a joke. I use TaskRabbit a lot because I can't do anything. You need some art hung? TaskRabbit. You need a fucking something put together, a cabinet? Got to reach that cheese grater on the top shelf? TaskRabbit. Anything you need, TaskRabbit can take care of it for you. And, I mean, how it works, TaskRabbit connects you with skilled taskers in your area. They can help you move. They can assemble furniture.

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I don't care that you're wearing a Nietzsche and Timberlands, but if you don't know who Benzino is, I'm walking out of the city island right now. Waiter, just to check. I think we're all done here, yeah. This date is over. I'm only paying for one rum punch. This raggedy bitch doesn't know who Benzino is. I mean, Benz... Benzino is an icon, but the icon of love and hip-hop is Peter Gunz. If you don't know Peter Gunz, you know the song Uptown Baby, a classic. Gunz with a Z if you want to check him out on Spotify. Peter Gunz, a legendary 60-year-old stick man, just still in the game. It's something to behold. The older the berry, the sweeter the juice. That's what they say about Peter Gunz, especially if you're a failing... R&B singer, yoga teacher with feet tattoos. Well, we also have... Don't go for Auntie Aiko. No, I'm talking about Amina, his chick from the show, but no one's going to know what I'm talking about. I mean, there's too many... r&b singers with feet tattoos to name on this one episode that's true we don't we only have an hour you know what i mean we can't we're burning tape we can't burn it tape um but i i was watching i was literally watching vanderpump just to you know as a a case study scientific experiment just to get into the mind of you and nomi fry and i guess every one of our listeners on the low and i've i was trying to figure out why there's so many people on the show like at the beginning credits, it has the group shot of everyone and there's like 35 people in it. I was wondering why or how that's sustainable on so many levels. But then I realized it's because all the people on the show are kind of ugly and they have to keep hiring hotter new people every year. Is that what happens? I think that's what they think they're doing, but no one's... When you drink and do coke every night of the week... for 15 years professionally you're going to start to look like melting wax and and that yeah that combined with kind of a studio city lifestyle um and and just like you know i mean the guys honestly like sandoval like some of the guys have like sandoval has a pretty good body i don't know how because of the amount he drinks and he's probably our age um but yeah i mean they

They hire more people, and there's also some auxiliary characters. There's servers at the restaurants that aren't main characters, but they get a chyron with their name on it when they serve the A-list, the A-cast, you know what I mean? But I think that, I mean, really all we're waiting on now is the reunion because none of this matters. It's kind of an interesting, I bet the ratings are higher than they've ever been, but it's also kind of like, I don't care, get through it, get through it. Because it's like now people are watching it because they want to see the signs of the affair. You know, that's like why they're watching it. But so I don't think they're taking in kind of the nuanced and layered plots like they usually do. Yeah, yeah. What's the little, like when a woman's wearing a bathing suit and they have the little cover up for it? A sarong. Right. Like where the drama is like, I forgot my sarong to the pool party and what are we going to wear? No, Jason. No, no, no, no, Jason. These chicks never forget to wear a sarong. Not in front of a camera. Don't leave home without it. No, they do not forget to wear a sarong. That's more important than bringing their cell phone. Some of those older bitches, the sarong stays on during pool sex. No, I mean, Lisa Vanderpump, who's 65 years old, looks better than half these chicks. That's right. You know what I mean? She's got discipline. That's the money talking. And also, she ain't eating anything but a single goat cheese ball from Pump in. No, no, she's posted up at Neiman Marcus. Yeah, that's true. Sucking on a lobster cob, but you know the dressings on the side, right? Oh, the dressings. We have to assume the dressings on the side. You order the dressings on the side so you don't feel like a total freak, but the dressing never touches that lettuce. That's the key. You don't want to come off like a full freak to your server. But, yeah, I mean, I think that the reunion, I mean, there's all these shots of Sandoval and Raquel at the reunion wearing, like, their all-black Zara fits.

And, like, smoking and, like, arguing with producers. And, you know, Andrew said this to me, too. He's like, I'm starting to get some fishy feelings. Like, I'm starting to feel like some of this. Like, I think that the. Go on, mama. Well, I think the crux of the drama is real. But I think now they know it's, like, go time. Like, we're going to play this shit up. Like, Raquel's definitely calling the paparazzi on herself in a nail salon in the valley where she looks like. I mean, she looks like absolute shit. Like, if you're willing to get paparazzi looking like that, you know this is your last chance. Like, it's crazy. Like, it's crazy. Going down swinging, pulling all the guns out. Yeah. The last hurrah. Yeah, because I don't, I mean, what's going to be, what's going to, I think the reunion is just going to be basically like yelling and fighting, which is the absolutely best, you know, part of, that's why we watched it. Yeah, just the wall, every camera lens will be sticky with lemon drops. Oh, yeah, yeah. The floors, the walls. The best part of Vanderpump Rules and probably several other of Andy's shows is that they kind of have these, when they do the confessional style, like, to camera, you know, one-on-one interviews, they've built these sort of ornate kind of marble-topped single cocktail stands that are like the perfect height next to like the barstool height. chair they're sitting on for the interview. It's a table that is only big enough for one mezcal margarita. It holds one CB2 rocks glass full of mezcal margarita. It's really crazy. I'm noticing this and they change out a little bit depending on who is... Every cast member has their own favorite cocktail and it has to be displayed. Never consumed. And it looks like the ice cubes are maybe made out of plastic, and it's fully ornamental. Oh, they're consuming. They're not consuming on camera, but they've consumed 10 before camera. And they, of course, use a small straw because they don't want to cut their teeth. Yeah, you can't really see the can of Truly in between their kneecaps just out of frame. That's the thing. They drink all these cocktails because they're like faux mixologists. Actually, not faux mixologists. That's probably the one thing these people are good at because they've worked in bars for so long. But then you know they just want to crush.

a 12-pack of Wild Claw strawberry. They're not like, oh, I need to drink so bad. Can anyone come muddle cucumbers for 45 minutes with me? They're not whipping the egg whites into a froth at the home bar. But yeah, it's going to be a journey until the reunion. But I think that, you know... I think the claws were out. It's been hurting my brain watching these, but I'm glad that I'm sticking through it and going forward. No, it's something you should – look, if I have to listen to Fred again, you've got to try Vanderpump. I'm not listening to Fred again. I'm not forcing you to do that, okay? Yeah, but you know what I mean. You understand the parallel. But I wanted to talk about – I think Kanye West is actually flat broke because he's apologizing now. and saying it's because he watched Jonah Hill and [redacted address] that it made him like the Jews again. Right. And I just, I mean, it's too good. But can you imagine Jonah Hill, he's like, I'm sober, I don't do press anymore, all I want to do is surf. He wakes up and he's like, this motherfucker is dragging me into this shit one more time. My Ozimpek is working. Like, what the fuck? I wore the skeleton jeans with the Uggs and got my fit off. Everything's going fine. I'm killing it, bro. I got movies. I got a slate of projects coming out. I'm looking good. And this motherfucker has got to drag me back into his little mess. Keep pulling me back. It's crazy. It's crazy how Jonah is catching a stray from Yay. And I don't know what he can do about that. There's nothing you can really do. Yeah, it's like you kind of just have to ignore him, right? Because he knows he's saying such an inflammatory thing to rile everyone up and get people talking on his good side like, LOL, just kidding, I don't love Adolf Hitler. Yeah, yeah. I just think that Jonah is... First of all, [redacted address] is a classic, and I think that it is a great film. Honestly, one of his best, and I think him and Chaining are meant for each other in a lot of ways. But I wonder if Kanye now is going to start being like, oh, Annie Hall, it's amazing, and not realize the error of his ways. How far is he going to go in this pursuit? Have you all heard of Steven Spielberg?

He's the Jewish guy who's been killing it in the cinema world. Bro, I've never seen this Star Wars shit. I can't believe a Jewish guy made this. This shit's crazy. Loki, fire, flamey, flames. I just don't, yeah, I thought that was a very, I mean, it's so funny, but I think he's being so sincere. It's another level. But I feel for Jonah because he's doing his thing. He's doing well. Like you said, he got the jeans off. He's looking good. I feel bad for him because you know that Jonah saw that and he has so many fire-ass replies in his draft. Oh, yeah. And his mental health team is telling him not to post the draft. Don't even do the screenshot of the drafts. And it sucks to know that you're sitting on so much gas level six fire, ready to blaze him, and you know that you just can't pull the trigger. That's a really good point. Because Jonah's a funny guy. He's a very talented comedic writer. He's so funny. Yeah, he could do ten minutes on Kanye that would make Kanye rethink his whole shit. And that's probably what Kanye needs, honestly. Like, to be flogged by Jonah Hill on a fucking... On a public forum? On an IG live? Just line him up on IG live, make him do the Dougie after I'm done with you. Chopper, make you do the Dougie. But I know that you've been kind of out in New York partying. I saw you with some friends at the show last night holding a beer. You look great. I was holding a beer, yeah. I got in last night or the night before kind of late. The plane was delayed. So I didn't get into the hotel until like 12 or like 11. So I just slept. But then last night I had to go out. Otherwise, I'd feel like a full piece of shit. Had some omakase and went to photographer Bobby Doherty's birthday party in Brooklyn. Very far away. Oh, wow. Amazing guy. Amazing house. Yeah, yeah. The decor is unstoppable in this guy's house. Wow. I saw so much cool shit. Wow, I love to hear that. That's what you get when you move to Bed-Stuy. You know what I mean? When you're out in Crown Heights, the space you get for all the chairs, it's crazy.

uh like a rice maker in his kitchen yeah and it's covered in like bumper stickers like he's accessorized like your like your airpods pro i mean i've never seen anyone come i mean it looks like um like you know in middle school when like someone's sister had like the pink boom box and you would like cover it with a bunch of stickers and shit yes yeah it looks like that but it's a rice maker but it has one sticker on the very front prominently displaying bottom on board like you'd put that on the back of your car that's pretty funny actually and when i buy 10 of those and cover your mercedes in them while you're out of town it's going to be even funnier um so thank you for that thank you for that idea i was just like where do you even buy a bottom on board sticker and then to have the the chutzpah to put it on Yeah, this is going to go on my rice cooker. That's really funny. That's actually, that's really, really funny. That is, to me, that's top energy. That's confident. It is confident. But what do I know? Well, I was worried, though, because you're out socializing and partying so much that I was going to have to give you this bad news and cause some more heartbreak. Okay. That it looks like friend of the show, supermodel, author, fellow podcaster Emily Ratajkowski is out in Tokyo. and it seems like she's taken a lover. And that, you know... Taken a lover. I'm sure you don't feel as bad as absurdist comedian Eric Andre does right now, but Ratajkowski was seen in the streets in a North Face puffer kissing Harold Stylish. I'm speechless. If I didn't see the video, I wouldn't believe it. I know. I've seen the video, and I still don't believe it. I think that this is... Look, this is what... After heartbreak that Emily's been through, this is what she deserves, a bona fide superstar hottie that can fucking sing. You know what I mean? I know Eric Andre can piss on his own merch table, but I think that Harry...

And make a perfect loop straight into his mouth, like the Kim Kardashian champagne on the butt. Yeah. And that's good. I'm not saying that's not hot. Don't sleep on that. That's huge, but it's different. I'm sure he's got a hog on him, but he can't do two hours at MSG 14 nights in a row. You know what I mean? He can't go rounds like that. So I wonder. But Harry does this thing that I find, you know, when he's working out, I guess I accept it, but he kind of. He does sort of like a... His hair is not that long, but he likes to pull it the front back off of his forehead in like a clip or a hair tie situation. Yeah, maybe like the Nike shoestring headband kind of situation. Yeah, yeah. Super low-key minimal vibe. But it seemed to be like he had that going on while he was making out with Ratajkowski in the street last night. And I was just like... Damn, bro, to be rich and famous and hot enough for Emily Ratajkowski to look past you having a fucking butterfly clip in your hair is, I mean, that's power, dude. That is fucking power. Dick to bomb. Dick to bomb. Dick to bomb. Jason, if you pulled up with a butterfly clip, ain't nobody checking for you. I can't even have, obviously, I can't even have one. It wouldn't even work. I pull up in the heaven by Marc Jacobs' hair clip, and it is quiet for me. I brought back a... In terms of pussy, it's quiet for me. I went to all of the best Parisian pharmacies and bought some affordable tortoise clips for you, and none of them got you laid, and I'm sorry for that. How do I lose all my clips all the time? Like, literally how? Part of the reason I love berries is because they give you hair ties. Like, they have them next to the gum and the earplugs. Yeah, and especially good for... All of the long-haired dick-suckers in your life as well. Yeah, exactly. Make some noise for all the long-haired dick-suckers in your life. You said, hold up, you're going to get this... You're going to get this balk-balk. You're going to get this gawk-gawk. Give me one second. Oh, shit.

I couldn't hear you. It was just pure silence, and I was like, oh. This one didn't land. No, I was doing the thing that celebrities do on this podcast where you say something relatively offensive and they laugh but move the mic away from their mouth so we can see them but they don't want to give it. The silent laugh. A pro move that I hope to do later on in life. Something that I've only learned since having this podcast is that if you're truly a celebrity with a lot to lose, you know when to laugh and when not to laugh and you can control that shit like you've been doing your kegels. It's a different level of control that we don't have. That's why we don't want to pivot. To TikTok or YouTube. Exactly. I can't. We can't. It'll change the reactions, and we can't do that. Well, I'm praying for Harry that he's fucking blowing Imrada's back out over at the fucking Park Hyatt, you know what I mean, in Tokyo. And God bless both of them. They deserve each other. They're so hot. Harry must just have insane game, right? I think because he, I guess now he's sort of transitioning. He was moving from like, elton john in 1973 energy and now he's like if a line cook had a billion dollars is sort of where he's at and that is That is powerful territory. It's like being a famous skateboarder that doesn't move to Orange County and buy a Ferrari, that skates at Tompkins every day. Maybe he's Matty Healy-ing a little bit. I think he's also just a nice, cool guy. You know what I mean? I think he's probably a lot more normal, and that's what makes... When somebody's that famous and they're able to engage in a real way, I mean, can you imagine? The clothes just come off, you know? Oops, there goes my... In the Murata two-piece? I think it's like the thing where he makes you feel like the only person in the room type vibe is probably his superpower. Damn, to quote Mother, make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world. Exactly. And when you're famous, when you're that famous and you can do that, then it's on another level. Because it's one thing if you're just some politician, but when you're fucking famous and you can do that, it's a whole different... It's a shutdown. Shutdown.

Pussy goes into Matrix mode, slow motion. Exactly. What's happening? The Lana Del Rey album is extremely mid, and I tried to listen to it because I love all the advertising. Fuck you, bro. Fuck you. You know it's mid. There's no songs. I truly don't get it. The lyrics are amazing. She has a whole song about Genesee, which is in West Hollywood, so I felt a connection to that. I love the lyrics. I love her voice. I love the packaging. I love the whole thing. They know Chris over on Genesee, don't they? There's just no songs. I really tried. I mean, bro, if you got a feature from Tommy Genesis in 2022. 2023. What the fuck? Well, I think that... Shout out to Tommy, friend of the show, first and foremost. I think that Tommy was made to be featured on the hook of a Lana Del Rey song. I think this is her perfect sweet spot. Everyone has their job. Rick Rubin's job is to sit in the room and fart in a chair and collect his checks. Tommy's perfect job, like, repeat a whole line three times, and then we're going to sing on top of it. And she's like, bet, I got it. I'm going to do... a line about sucking your dick like angelina jolie and everyone's like perfect that's a wrap we don't need another take we're good right this is perfection got it no i i like the album i i was in the gym here at the public hotel yesterday before i i met up with with david cho for a lunch time at wild air and i i popped an edible and i worked out to the lana album and it was it was honestly perfect It was a bummer that nobody else was in there to see me. How could you work out to that? That's crazy. I don't know. I guess you're an edible. Well, yeah, the edible, but I always listen to, like... like whatever like i don't listen to music when i work out i listen to like soundscapes like like yeah like frequency healing frequencies frequencies i listen to hip opening healing frequencies that's that that's a that's a clear difference actually hunter was saying to me he's like i gotta get in i gotta get in some sessions with jason we need to work out together yeah he's like it's he's on his shit like i think he needs a little guidance you know and i'm on my shit

And I think this is the time for us to get in. If you're listening to Healing Frequencies, though, I'm a little worried. Why? Well, I just don't. I think that there needs to be a little more get up and go for you. Like a little more oomph. Well, I've been on the assault bike. I start every workout on the assault bike now. So that's where I blast my Bardio. What's the routine on the assault bike? I'm doing 15 minutes total. 30 seconds on. Yeah, that's good. 60-second break. I told you about that warm-up that Hunter put me on, too, where you do five minutes, like 80% of your pace. Five minutes just breathing only in and out of your nose. It's an amazing warm-up. It really gets you pumped up. It gets the blood moving. So you're only a couple clicks away from mouth-taping, aren't you, Chris? I'm not going to mouth-tape. I actually sleep. really well. I don't have problems sleeping. That's just not... Thank God it's because I'm up so early that usually I don't have a problem sleeping. And I don't snore because I'm so sexy and skinny. But... Only ugly people snore? I mean, I think it's... We all know snoring is an ugly, fat trait. We know that. And it sucks. I mean, sleep apnea, if you have to bring the machine in, that's a different deal. You know what I mean? What is that that reminds me of the tweet about like... I'm going to sleep now. Ugly people stay up and protect us. Like, hot people are going to bed now. That's so funny. That's so funny. No, I do want to meet up with him. I do want to be guided by my mobility daddy. I want to do... walk around and do those monkey crawls and the capoeira style movements. No one's hips are more open than Hunter's. That's for fucking sure. I don't know how he does it, but I'm having a lot of mobility issues lately. Shinobu's coming over today to fucking set me straight, though. Oh, good for you. You know, because my shoulders are feeling, I mean, I've just been doing, I'm back on the bench press, you know, trying to do some heavy maxes, you know, with Hunter. And it's just, it's fucked my shoulders up. Take it to the next level, baby. It's time. And I'll tell you what, I'm not listening to Lon Del Rey while I'm doing that. But, you know, there's a thing at the gym I've seen, people that have a trainer, but they have the headphones in too. And it's like, when it's time for me, well, I think the vibe is, when it's time for me to PR,

Shut the fuck up. I'm putting tool on and it's over. Tool. You know what I mean? It's the vibe. Like I'm about to fucking go crazy and blow a blood vessel and I need some heavy shit. I need morning again in the AirPods to get myself over the hump. Which I get, but I also just can't. It just feels a little disrespectful for me. It's like when a teenager is walking around with his parents and he's got the over ear beats on. It's just like, dude, come on. You're with people. Like, you can't do it with people. To me, I always see, like, a boyfriend and girlfriend, like a Foo Gone Wild boyfriend and girlfriend couple, like, going hiking and they both have headphones on. Yeah, yeah. It's like, why are you guys even hanging out? Like, what's the point? We don't have to do all this. We don't have to do all this. But I'm glad you're hitting those PRs, bro. I'm proud of you. I mean, it's really, as much as I follow Hunter's program when I'm not with him, the difference that someone actually physically being there and pushing you does for a workout is worth every penny. It's crazy. And if you need, just use the promo code HLG if you want to use Hunter's services. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. He doesn't give discounts, but he'll let you work out with him if you use the code. He just loves codes, but there's no savings whatsoever. But speaking of fitness, we need to talk about our boy, 6ix9ine, getting jumped by three giant guys in a Floridian LA fitness. He got the two-piece times 10. I have a lot of thoughts here. Well, what I was reading from the staff is that he just does a kind of 20 minutes on the stair climber and is very friendly to fans five days a week. Really? That's right. So it sounds like 6ix9ine was just trying to keep himself snatched versus trying to put on any muscle mass, which might have saved him in this locker, in this sauna beatdown. But do you think he was... As a sauna professional, Jason, I want to talk to you about this. Do you think he was reaching for a hog when he got popped? Or do you think he was only reaching for his own hog? Well, first of all, 6ix9ine definitely is the kind of guy, he has fully clothed in the sauna energy. He's wearing the Montclair's in the sauna. The Montclair's stay on. God damn it. Yeah, he's wearing black Air Force Ones in the sauna.

Dude, that's so funny. I'm glad that we got to see this because it was great. I think everyone wanted to see him get beat up. But I think that these three giant goons, I think friend of the show Tash Pease tweeted, like, if you ever see, like, three Latino dudes with Muslim haircuts run, and that's what this was. But, like, three grown-ass men were, like, any one of these guys would fucking whoop the fucking kale smoothie out of my ass so easily. And 6'9", little 85-pound rat ass took three sets of Crocs on him, getting elbowed, kicked, punched, and he walked out of there solo. I mean, Takashi is built for this. That's why he's such an antagonist is because he can actually handle the punishment. It's like when you step on the cockroach and he's like, psych, bitch. Yeah, 100%. I mean. I just don't understand. This is like when you see an A-list celebrity at an Equinox. It's like, why are you doing this? Unless you're cruising, why on earth are you at a public gym? Like you, you have a gym in your house or you could go somewhere where you don't have to talk to regular people. Tekashi going to LA fitness in Fort Lauderdale is fucking crazy. Like you do not need to, you do not need to be doing that. Like it's unsafe and he knows it's unsafe. So he's either asking for it or he doesn't give a fuck. And he's like, I have to live my life. I know I'm going to get, I know I'm going to get got at some point. So fuck it. It's like how when, when people live with eczema at some point, you're just like, We got to do this, guys. I'm going to wear shorts at the pool, you know? Unless this is all a PSYOP and he orchestrated this himself in order to gain some sympathy votes. I mean, it's all... Because him and DeSantis are running together. 6ix9ine and Meatball 2024. Yeah, it's Meatball and 6ix9ine looks like the larb salad when they're done with him, though. He ain't a ball no more. He did look like a larb salad with that hair. Oh, shit. He turned him into the lar, bro.

Got green and blue and purple noodles in that bitch. I said I need it medium. You know I'm white. I can't handle the spice. I can't handle the spice. Y'all, even the medium is spicy. I just want to – you should know that. You know when I'm at night market, I say I need a one. Like don't even – hit me with the zero. I'm not going to try to front. I am not going to try to front. Serve my shit with a photo of Chili's next to the side. That's as far as I just – otherwise it's just – I'm so white I can't even look at a picture of spice. You must have me fucked up. You think I'm going to eat that mess? Three and a half? What the fuck are you talking about? But I think there's a good chance that this was a hired hit, tactical hit on himself. Not unlike the way that George Bush... blew up the twin towers you know oh are you saying do you think george bush paid that journalist to throw the shoe at him too because that's where my head goes a little bit you know just for the because to show his reflexes you know i mean to show how quick he is that he could still yeah he could still hurt you and in the jonah hill you people movie the shoe display at the wedding that was actually a monument to that okay that threw Thank you for bringing it full circle, Jason. It's an Easter egg. That's why you're a member of the comedy community and I'm not. It's because you're able to do a callback like a damn pro. And Jonah would be proud. Yeah, and speaking of cinema, I had an idea. You know I'm always coming up with ideas for themjeansmovies.com. Yeah, of course. The most trusted source for film on the internet. And once we get our website up, it's going to... It's going to fucking demolish. It's going to be a fucking problem for those pussies at Mubi and Criterion. Bro, these tomatoes ain't rotten, bro. They heirlooms. Heirloom. But here's my idea. So the film industry is always failing. We have to release 100 movies, 99 of them lose money, and then the one, you know, John Wick 11 or the Ant-Man 25. Those are the ones that carry the industry. You know what I mean? Just like music and all that stuff.

I say that the Motion Picture Academy or whatever board that oversees this world, you are not legally allowed to make a new movie in Hollywood unless the ending is set up for a sequel just in case. Okay. Okay. I think this is a good idea because John Wick 4 is going to do numbers. Obviously, Top Gun 2 or whatever saved the movie industry. Thank you, Tom Cruise. So you're saying that if you can't figure out... Every new movie concept has to be left open-ended at the end just in case it goes and you have a runaway hit. and we can just crank it out and turn it into a franchise. No, this is smart. This is the only way to guarantee a future for the failing industry. And I'll talk to the guys at Disney Plus and kind of start there, and then we can trickle them. Run it up the poll. I'm going to run it up the poll. I came up with this idea when I was re-watching Call Me By Your Name like a week ago. and it and it ends like a very beautiful and sad kind of you know i don't want to spoil the ending but it's a beautiful sad kind of ending and it's a little don't worry jason all the gay guys that listen to this podcast have seen call me by your name more than everyone everyone listening to this podcast except for you has has probably no i love i saw that movie in the theater love that movie i was i was watching it and you know it's it's you know it's little timmy and he's crying and reflecting on his love that was lost and all this stuff and It would be a great sequel to just see what happens, you know, whatever, ten years later. Just like, what were those Ethan Hawke movies? Yeah, that's what I was going to say. It could be like you see Timmy getting his back blown out by several twinks over the years, and then he finally reunites with Armie, and Armie just starts biting his thigh like a fucking turkey leg at the Renaissance Fair, and Luca's got another one. Yeah, we don't need... sequels to all these dumbass movies, but the community will support Call Me By Your Name 12. You know what I mean? Oh, 100%. But those, I mean, those Ethan Hawke, Julie Delpy movies are, I mean, absolutely classics. And everybody's seen all three. You know what I mean? There's no, like, you don't see one. Got me crying. You know, you don't, oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a got me crying for sure. I love, you know, I'm an Ethan Hawke stan, you know that. For a movie hater, you'd be loving movies on the low. I saw these before the mandate was made.

Yeah, this was before the incident. Speaking of the 6ix9ine punishment sesh, it had me thinking because I was watching the kind of like CCTV of the bad guys walking into the LA Fitness and just kind of like waving at the girl working at the front desk. And she's just like, yeah, whatever. And it was reminding me of when you were complaining about the front desk person at the gym. heating up their lunch and eating it. Unfathomable level of offense. It continues to happen, I just want to say. It happens almost daily, depending on what time I arrive. Well, it had me thinking, this is a good exercise of gratitude to you, because just imagine what it must smell like at a Fort Lauderdale, LA Fitness. What kind of food, you know, just like... reheating the Publix tuna sandwich from yesterday or whatever it may be. Not the Publix tuna, you're right. The Fort Lauderdale, that fucking... Big Mama's dipping the Publix buffalo chicken melt into the cup of clam chowder. She says surf and turf. They gotta throw away... They got to throw that microwave away once every three months. You can't disinfect that shit back to life. You got to throw that thing away. Once you finally get your M's up, if you were the type of person who... throws their microwave away after every use every time alex heats up her lunch you make her throw it away like a fucking white tea i would do that no that's that's like that's like a paris that's damon dash with a pair of socks i'm donating those after i wear them once i'm donating those touch those touch the s carters one time and i'm taking them to the shelter that's not a bad idea there's a lot of people who need microwaves that's what i'm saying it's a great device for someone not for me but for someone and i you know i went to for you i went to after we did a uh we had a little jig crew uh party yesterday at the beautiful century city mall with uh former guest just engage aquarium drunkard and um what a mall bro he was playing i was like he played all vinyl and he's playing all this shit that is just like kind of like it's all really good but kind of just totally unidentifiable to like my ear like i'm like i don't know what this is and i was like how do you describe this and he's like honestly i just say it's aquarium drunkard baby

And I was like, damn, you got your own genre of music, and I really respect that. But I was like, what is this? And he's like, oh, this is like a bootleg African ensemble, but they were kind of inspired by Black Sabbath. And I'm just like, this is fucking insane what this guy is playing. Yeah, but that is really how you get some great... Just like recognition in the world nowadays of content creating or being a media outlet. True crate digging. Not be a world builder, but a genre builder. Yeah. It's really interesting to do it that way because it's kind of the only way to describe it without having to say like 15 fake music genre names that nobody knows what they mean. But after that, I was driving through Beverly Hills and I was like, you know what? It's dinner time. Let me stop at this Air One Beverly Hills that Jason keeps raving about. You know, it's just different. It's better. You found a local eatery on Rodeo to bop into? I found a local eatery. I buzzed past Cheesecake Factory, you know, and some other nondescript steakhouses. Sure. And made it to Air One Beverly Hills. And, you know, you're right. And it is different. And it's worse, which actually means better. It's better because it's worse? Exactly. The Silver Lake one is east side bad. Guys that work in studios that are never going to make it. That kind of shit. The Beverly, the original location, is obviously just absolutely twisted. Everyone needs to dissolve their fillers and take a shower. And then Beverly Hills, i'm like okay it's like a bunch of you know it's like chubby rich jewish teenagers in like rude shorts and like a swatch but then they just came from the mr brainwash museum and they really worked up a hunger a hundred percent the guy's got a goyard wallet from his fucking bar mitzvah and i i i go you know so i get my stuff calling his mom a cunt in public so i go sit down and

I'm, like, sitting next to two, like, it feels like a first or second date, but, like, hotties, you know, like, fit. Like, it looks like they went for a hike, and now they're getting some buffalo cauliflower before they decide, you know, what the next move is. I'm horny. And they're literally, they're in their Nike dry fit, you know, talking. And they're just, I mean, they're dumb as fucking rocks. You know what I mean? Just dumb as fuck. And I hear the girl start explaining to this guy that, like, her family is pro-life. And I'm like, what the fuck? Like, this is too early. Like, you're at Erewhon and Beverly Hills at 6 o'clock on a fucking Saturday night. You're about to go to pound town with this fucking personal trainer, and you're talking about your family being pro-life? I was just like, this is fucking crazy. This is too much. And then I look across, you know, I look across, and there's this guy that's kind of got, you know, he's got... He's good looking, but he's got like the fun. He's everything's a little funny. He's got the dangly earring. You know, he's got the sweatpants on. You know, he's got the kind of the haircut that's like a little funny. And then I'm looking and he's wearing this this very wordy letterman's jacket, you know, with all this like fake mumbo jumbo, like, you know, like about success verbiage on the back. Really? Yeah. An inspirational varsity jacket? An inspirational varsity. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? And then he's talking to his homie who's wearing a fucking Lon Vaughn logo T-shirt, which is just insane to wear. Lon Vaughn, you should not make logo T's. I realize that this guy's inspirational varsity is made by Cursed Cobbler's Golden Goose. Cursed Cobbler's? And I knew the Cursed Cobbler's at Golden Goose. had branched out into ready-to-wear. I knew this was a thing, but I didn't know they were making $1,000 varsity jackets with, like, Instagram-style inspirational messages flocked on the back. And this was also in a shade of purple that I couldn't... Like, this man bought the eggplant golden goose. So you knew this was happening. You knew they were doing cut-and-sew, but you would have liked a little warning or a heads-up before being...

Before it being shoved down your throat in public. Yeah, I see that. Much like when I'm reading my Oh No They Didn't blog about celebrity gossip, I need a trigger warning before I click. You know, that reminds me of the I was looking on The RealReal. Check out TheRealReal.com, guys. They also have a great app. But I will do like a size 17 shoe search. I have it saved on my RealReal. And I'll check on it like once a month just to see. because obviously it's like the most fucked up shoes you've ever seen in your life that end up on the real real in size 17 it's just like john varvatos boots and like just like the worst you know like ysl sneakers for 800 but they had a pair of the golden gooses yeah in my size these were the hold on these were the because you sent me this picture these weren't the kind of classic like hot toronto mom Golden Goose. They did one that was very similar to a New Balance 993. Similar as in spirit, not similar as in execution. The silhouette was evocative of a New Balance style, for sure. But the bottoms of the shoes, they are pre-owned shoes, of course. Pre-loved. Gently worn. The bottom of these shoes were covered in dirt. To the point where it looked like it was some kind of, like, one of, like, some Tumblr page that Yayo follows of, like, dirty sneaker fetish kind of shit. Do you think it's possible that one of the, like, a Beverly Hills foreman wore these to the job site a few times? Foreman? And it was like, these aren't... No, no, no. This is, like, this is a fucking L.A. clipper who went to Coachella. Got them all dirty. And then his assistant put it up on the rear wheel. That's definitely what it is. But you can't charge $400 for a used pair of sneakers that are just covered in dirt. Well, also just like – because the picture is literally the shoes turned over to display the bottom, which is something – I'm just like you don't need to show – it's a sneaker. I guess they have to show like level of wear.

But, like, I just feel like that's something more. You've got to see both sides when you're buying shoes online. I just feel like that's more of, like, a hard bottom thing than a, you know what I mean? When I sold my spiked Louboutins, I definitely showed the sole because I wanted to show there was very little wear on the red. It's important. It's important. I'm proud of my wear. Yeah, but for this one, and also, you know, for a luxury item, do they have soap? Yeah. Do they have soap and water? We need to take those to the fucking, what's his name, the sneaker cleaner guy. Jason Mark? I love Jason Mark. This looks like when someone's selling their old workout shoes on Craigslist type shit. Yeah, yeah. But I almost bought them also. Well, I know you like to push yourself, and I like to support that whenever I can. We did it. How long gone? Happy Monday. To all of you jobbers out there listening to us on the train or on your long commute to and from Connecticut to Midtown, we love you. We're announcing some spring tour dates on Tuesday with some other news as well. We're very excited to be back on road, as they say, in some places we haven't been in a long time, places that I obviously don't want to go to, but duty calls. What else, Jason? That's all we got. Yeah, that's all we got. I'm going to edit up this pod, and then I'm going over to Superiority Burger for a little din-din. The fact that you're hitting Superiority before me as a neighborhood local is absolutely gut-wrenching, but I'm glad that a foodie of your level and palette is able to sample the wares. I've heard the dessert program is blown out. as far as expanded. Okay, good. I mean, the man is a pastry god. Instead of just a delicious varying soft serve, there's going to be other offerings as well. So I hope you enjoy that. I can't wait to enjoy the candied fennel crumble. Yeah, no, I know you can't. We got a lot of big pods this week, honestly. We're stacking them this week because of some availability of some of these larger artists. I love One Hit Wonders, but none of those this week. Legacy artists only.

All right, HowLongGone.com is the website. Make sure you follow ThemJeans on Instagram where he posts pictures of himself looking as good as he can. And we will catch you next week and hopefully... I'm like, that's insulting and also kind of sweet at the same time. I don't know. My brain's not ready for that one yet. And hopefully Imrata and Harry make it to next week's podcast. You know, one-on-ones. We're able to update you guys again. Just stay tuned. We're the Just Jared of podcasts. Well, yeah, I'm going to finish up this pod and then I'm going to go to JFK and hop on the next flight to Kyoto because I'm tracking them. You've been acting pretty restless Dancing like the young and reckless And I'm obsessed with this Candy necklaces I think that we should address this Acting like the young and restless I'm obsessed with this All his candy necklaces